Kiss Me!

 

A woman is in her doctors office and suddenly shouts,

"Doctor, kiss me!"

The doctor looks at her and says,

"I'm sorry, but it would be against my code of ethics to kiss
you."

Twenty minutes later the woman shouts again,

"Doctor, please kiss me!"

Again he refuses, apologetically, and says,

"As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you."

Finally after another fifteen minutes the woman pleads with the
doctor again,

"Please, please kiss me, just once!"

"Look," he says. "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you, in fact I
probably shouldn't even be fucking you."

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